I miss blond alex

f1 is funny bc it's basically a series of people going "max is the nicest person I've ever met. he saved my grandmother's life and raised my son for me" and the british media asking brave and original questions like "is max verstappen the devil from hell?"

i’m so tired of being told that what female fans want in men’s sports is more fashion and champagne and over the top displays of wealth and wag content when really what women want is, like, a sport where the managers and players and marketers and male fans aren’t raging misogynists

"its a good time to check in with zak brown, ceo of mclaren" it is never a good time to check in with zak brown, ceo of mclaren

Whenever the Thai gp finally happens I hope Alex Albon is treated like a fucking god

sprint races are literally evil except for when my guy does well then youre all so backwards because you hate innovation and fun

i wrote zakary as a jest bc i thought his real birth certificate name was zak but now i’ve found out it’s actually in real life irl for realsies zakary

relevant again!

sometimes i think about last year and say haha i was a little too crazy about all that... and sometimes i REALLY think about last year and say Mclaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team must be destroyed

people are angry because the reality of women in motorsport is maya has disappeared, dori is being used a glorified pr tool without actually progressing her career in a meaningful way, and when laura was appointed social media teams did nothing to protect her from the thousands of comments saying she must be sleeping with her driver to have her position. they are the women in motorsport. and they have no seat at the table. people are not angry enough actually.

like, i need to become a billionaire overnight so i can create my own formula 1 team and hire the most brilliant minds in the world to create the fastest car humanity has ever seen and serve it on a golden platter to oscar piastri so he can win a trillion championships. i fear it's that serious

"I hope his engine explodes" so everyone feels pity for him? I don't. I want him to know the DNF is ON HIM. I hope he parks in gravel and it's so embarrassing they show it for years to come

lando is both entertaining and endearing to me again now he’s in the midfield

f1 is so much better when verstappen is fucking everyone's shit up