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really exciting that max has moved on from implying that he might die accidentally to implying that he'll be murdered soon. what will he say next

#I love whatever is wrong with him #mv33

senatortedcruz

Fandom shit is just straight up not fun when everyone interprets everything in the worst possible faith and acts deliberately obtuse for the sole purpose of getting mad online

happy birthday to my soul sister over in Canada @weirdboyfriends!!!! thank you for being one of the safest people in my life. a consistent presence. someone I know is here to stay no matter what. someone that listens, doesn’t judge, but challenges you when you need a push. thank you for being you. thank you for teaching me hockey lore that I use to impress people in the UK. thank you for sharing details of your everyday with me. I looooooooove you and I love us! ❤️

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I JUST GOT THE BEST NEWS !!!!!!!! I got my tix swapped for MCR on friday to aircon aircon aircon in 32 degree heat im so relieved my fluoxetine filled corpse wouldn’t have survived the pit tickets

a man from a company I’m dealing with at work was a complete dick and I lost my shit and replied, verbatim, “given the tone of emails within the last 24 hours, please can you confirm if collaboration is something that you wish to continue with?”

#say no bitch I dare you

redstonedust

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

33max

I shouldn't laugh but also I can and I will because if I don't laugh I'll word vomit I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO at the top of my lungs

33max

literally flip flopping between I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO and holy shit what am I going to do about this because I its hard to be smug when I'm now the one that has to recruit for 5 positions at once BECAUSE I TOLD YOU THIS WAY OF TALKING TO PEOPLE IS GOING TO MAKE THEM LEAVE

:) :) :)

33max

at 9:30am on monday morning “don’t say I told you so” well dw I won’t because I’m going to CRY instead

04k96

#8 days to go

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rozanov81

read here

“You ready?” Shane asks when they pull into the small parking lot behind the clinic. He has one hand around the car door handle, ready to go, but he won’t until Ilya makes the first move.

Ilya has not even unclipped his seatbelt yet.

“Da,” Ilya says, probably unconvincingly, because he does not attempt to get out of the car. It's not that he wants to delay the appointment that he knows he needs, it’s just-

He feels guilty. Guilty for having this option when his mother never did.

But they had talked about this for months, agreed that it was something they would try post-season, when Ilya had the time to titrate properly without it affecting their game. Shane had wanted to start right away, but Ilya had pushed back, the season was already hard - especially the roadies - and Ilya didn’t want to make it harder. Or let anyone down if he was not performing one hundred per cent.

Except now that they had been knocked out of the playoffs by Boston, they had a whole summer in front of them, and it was time.

#I wrote a lil thing 🥹

rollercoasterwords

*giving you a tour of my tumblr dashboard* well that’s my mutual who posts beatles rpf and that’s my mutual who posts gifs of tv shows i haven’t watched and that’s my mutual who posts pictures of animals frolicking in fields or cool buildings or things like that and that’s my mutual who posts various images of men having sex. sometimes women too

trying to convince myself work stress means nothing because I only have one month and 2 days left but also I don't have another job yet so maybe work stress does mean something when I BECOME UNEMPLOYED

33max

I shouldn't laugh but also I can and I will because if I don't laugh I'll word vomit I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO at the top of my lungs

33max

literally flip flopping between I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO and holy shit what am I going to do about this because I its hard to be smug when I'm now the one that has to recruit for 5 positions at once BECAUSE I TOLD YOU THIS WAY OF TALKING TO PEOPLE IS GOING TO MAKE THEM LEAVE

:) :) :)

#me: be really honest on your exit interview #also me: fuck all of this is going to be given to me to fix #like I'm sorrrrrrry but if he’d listened to me 6 months ago instead of calling me oversentive maybe we wouldn't be trying to rebuild #our entire department #also it's SUNDAY and it's unfair that I woke up anxious about the week ahead

Even better! Sad I missed it & glad it was a great time <3

thank you! maybe next year?! I will absolutely be joining the parade again next year!!! 🫶

#answered #buddieboos

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I shouldn't laugh but also I can and I will because if I don't laugh I'll word vomit I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO at the top of my lungs

scuderiamarlboro

genuinely what’s the point of an overtake if the person you’re overtaking can’t do anything to defend like what satisfaction is anyone finding in watching an f1 race where kimi antonelli can just breeze past a 7 time world champion and there’s no defensive action said champion can take to make the fight even a little interesting everyone was frothing at the mouth for a verstappen leclerc russell title fight we just had the three of them within a second of each other just taking turns until someone’s battery farts like how is anyone enjoying this

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