Beacon

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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does it have to involve radiation

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.

Oh my god this is so sick I adore this

Merry Christmas, Claussandra Cane be upon you.

Reminder that ao3 does not have an app. Any apps you see are third party and are making money off of the writers without their consent. They’re also probably harvesting your data. Do not support this garbage.

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​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

When technical issues occurred while voting on “kenaissance”, everyone had to reassure the speaker, Ben Zimmer, that he was “benough”

In a stunning upset, the last-minute nomination “(derogatory)” DEFEATS “cunty” as the most useful/most likely to succeed word of 2023.

Someone renominates “babygirl” for word of the year, saying that they have spent the past year trying to figure out if people are “little meow meows, blorbos, or babygirls”. This is in front of a room of hundreds of people.

ENSHITTIFICATION WINS WORD OF THE YEAR 2023