the holy trinity

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

everyone's "well-adjusted" and "mentally healthy" until the "sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all" part of Bohemian Rhapsody comes on

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

I love morning silence I wish it was like this all day

i actually think that dating a professional athlete who was insane about his sport would be my ideal relationship. not for the usual reasons (money, relative fame, etc) but because he would be out of town like 300 days a year and i'd have the house to myself