drabbles & such

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

I made witch soups in my garden

having ocs is so fun tho. It’s like playing with barbie dolls except we’re hallucinating it all vividly in our heads and everybody is emotionally scarred

after carefully reading the notes I can safely say that most of us are just continuing the childhood tradition of treating our dolls in ways that could easily be considered violations of the Geneva Conventions

Whenever I’m feeling deeply confused about life and my direction my brain is like “Okay. Time to get sexier” Like girl that is not the solution every time

Some old fella came up to me at work and asked a question only he didn’t quite figure out if he should call me “sir” or “ma’am” by the time he got to the end of his sentence and in a moment of apparent panic ended up saying “captain” instead. Absolutely made my day.

Ideal pronoun

skyrim is incredible because its the kind of game where you can kill like five extremely high-ranking members of the empire and it changes literally nothing about the civil war going on half an hour away

bayonetta is not sexy cuz she gets naked to fight, bayonetta is sexy cuz she can suplex like ten angels at once and has guns for shoes

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.