ALL GLORY TO THE GAYTRIARCHY

i love headcanoning old men as ftm. like considering fandom loves to equate being transmasc to being young no one will probably agree with me but i look into his eyes and see the wisdom only a post-menopausal man could provide

Venue owner honest god just fucking told me I had to go find the "lanky, scruffy guy with brown hair in a plaid button-up and thick glasses" at open mic comedy night.

Imagine you went to a drag show and someone earnestly asked you to go backstage and get the person wearing a wig and glitter eyeshadow for them. That's what I'm working with here.

Completely sober in the club googling worst medieval executions

what they don’t tell you about making art is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

doctor who is such a wild show because some episodes will be like “humanity endures. for all our flaws we are stubborn enough, optimistic enough, brilliant enough, to keep on surviving. despite all the pain and loss and tragedy, we keep going. across centuries and galaxies, to the very end of the universe.” and some episodes are like “look there’s a giant space whale” and you never know what you’re gonna get

grown adults will get on the internet and say things like “why is this movie about the protagonist, the titular character?” just walk into the ocean i cannot help you

this wasn't a quote from a real PDF btw I just thought it would be funny to tex this up so it looked like one instead of posting it directly

the next evolution of Tumblr shitposting is looking promising

who is tom wambsgans

ok so a love shack is basically like a little old place where we can get together essentially