OreosAndWine

When I’m writing a paper and just start typing stuff to fill it up and it’s getting out of control much like this run on sentence.

When I realized I totally forgot about this tumblr.

When I remember I brought some cheese to work for a snack.

When you turn around to your office mate and maybe accidentally sort of graze the jacket on her chair with your pen. Just a little.

When you thought you’d finished your bag of chips, but then discover there are more left.

When you’re probably gonna take the inserts out of your bra during work.

That’s what friends are for.

When you’re standing by the coffee machine and a coworker asks, “Whatchya doin?” 

When you’re on the subway and you hear somebody cough. Then you turn and see that somebody puking into a clear plastic bag.

What I wish I could do when my phone is ringing off the hook.

When I’ve been talking to my office mate for a solid 20 seconds and then realize she’s on the phone.

When you finally get away from the loud cackling woman on the subway, and then she sits next to you on the bus.

At the doctor’s, the airport, interviews, etc.

When your BFF has toiled away for 10 years at one company and gets a generic congratulatory card in the mail signed by a few people.

Me this morning.