there are twice as many stars as usual

It really needs an audience

Collei’s revenge

Fucked up so bad my only option is birds holy crap

Ikizulive my loves

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

Will be crossposted to Ao3

cara/insta/bluesky/ store

“Kim Dokja. My father had given me that name so that I would become a strong man even if I was on my own. But thanks to that, I was instead living as your average lonely guy. In short, my life was like this: Kim Dokja, 28 years old, single. My hobby was reading web novels on the subway while going home from work.” — Chapter 2, Ep. 1 "Starting the Paid Service"

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