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My bio dad's ex and my adopted dad's ex are in a threesome with my adopted dad's other ex D:

The crew (trying to follow what he's saying):

No. He is a passive aggressive bottom and he is very insecure about it. He would be the type to not text anyone for a while just to see if anyone would reach out. He'd be the type to read way too much into something and get moody bc he hurt his own feelings and then have to be comforted.

He is a MASSIVE NERD. he is VERY AUTISTIC. He thinks he's so much more mature than the other pirates but he always rises to the occasion. He would be so easy to rage bait.

Wouldn't u like to know, weather boy?

Thats between me and God.

Idk, what's not taken?

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Good/ luck

Ask me during office hours next time

Not telling HEHEHEHEHE

Also featuring:

How did you know you were trans?

*I keep a little dirt under my pillow for the DiRt MAn*

A little birdie told me

Elton John came to me in a dream

Ate rotisserie chicken one time

Got a gender reveal test

Mom/dad= *parent* like no thank you imagine a new born learning words and trying to say pArEnT not happening and doesn't roll of the tongue and doesn't feel as personal

May I offer Taffy/taf instead? Easy to say and fits. "Mommy and Taffy" or "Taffy and Daddy" (or "Laffy and Taffy" for 2 cheeky NB parents)

Aunt/Uncle = auncle. This feels like it doesn't reflect the experience of "a secret third option" that many NB's experience. Being non binary doesn't necessarily mean you're a combination of male and female, and your title should reflect that.

Instead, maybe Endol. It has syllabic similarities to aunt and uncle while still being unique and easy to say.

Niece/nephew is especially bad. I've seen nix (which is ok), Nibling (which doesn't make sense linguistically), Neiphew (same issue as auncle), niephling (kinda cool, mostly weird and same issue as auncle.) Im sure there are others too.

Maybe instead, Nestlé (jkjk, unless....) or Nethlem, Nethamphetamine, Nethamatics

Ok sorry I'll stop now. Lowkey tho I may consider telling my uncle to call me nethamphetamine, he'd think its hilarious

Edit:

WAIT NIECE AND NEPHEW HAVE THE SAME ROOT WORD: NEPOS IN LATIN. If u conjugate it in the neuter, it would be Nepum I think.

I personally find that I struggle with my masculine side. I feel like I have to prove that I deserve to be called by he/him pronouns. I tell people that I go by any pronouns, and while that is true, as an afab, ppl usually just call me "she," or "they" if they're feeling brave. The masculinity gets kind of muted and I'm not usually brave enough to say anything.

Zoro's short temper, Sanji's cooking

Sanji's hair color, Zoro's haircut