Orderly sorrow

"I'd destroy the world to protect you" but it's a parent/child relationship

"I hate everyone but I love you more than anything" but it's two best friends

"you're the only one who can bring me back when I lose myself" but it's siblings

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

it fucken WIMDY

i think it's nice that people write books and it's possible to read them. often through the public library system

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

do u wanna see the gromit sweater i knitted last year

official library post

I need non-librarians to understand that this is not a celebratory counter. It's a plea for help.

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol