*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

Is this a sonic pikachu

“hey u don’t fucking work here” OMG

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

You’re thinking of Zeppo. Sephora is the method of communicating from ship to ship via flags.

No, you’re thinking of Semaphore. Sephora refers to either of two large superficial veins in the legs.

Nah you’re thinking saphenous. Sephora refers to a popular pizza chain found in malls, rest stops & airports.

39 mega pixel photo of a burger

I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit

THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH

do u ever just purposefully not look @ ur bank account because u know u fucked up

so grunge, vey hardcore

It looks so good on her

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN SO LONG