Kann jemand bitte diesen halben Keks aufessen?

Just got a new knight! I sure hope his unwavering loyalty, mindless devotion, and tendency to kneel before me to kiss the palm of my hand before he commits atrocities in my name doesn't awaken anything in me.

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

My allies and I will not ride at dawn. First we will shower and eat breakfast and go to the bathroom and recheck that we packed everything

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually