Your life is your own

Make them miserable. Make them cry.

how come the furry in the spray looks like OP’s icon

Staff approved version

scalloped potatoes that take the pain away

beef that makes you someone it didn't happen to

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

Blessed are the freak for they shall inherit the earth

my DREAM JOURNAL blog was ?????? flagged???? theres not even any ????? photos???

STAFF TOOK YOUR DREAM JOURNAL

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor