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Dan Watters answering the real questions

By the way, the questions of "Who is the biggest Tim glazer, Bruce or Dick?" and "Who is the biggest Dick glazer, Bruce or Tim?" are both rather close, like we are talking President and Vice President of the respective fanclubs.

#tim doesnt get vp but he somehow ended up treasurer#bw mf is him going idk if we can afford to keep running the club#and dick says nono trust our bruce stocks are about to go way up

Found this thing from like late 2024 did I know I cooked

I'm so.....cold

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

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*Siffrin and Kris both lose a finger at the same time*

okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.