ICONIC THINGS GLaDOS FROM PORTAL HAS SAID .
“ we’ve both said a lot of things you’re going to regret . ” “ i think we can put our differences behind us … you monster . ” “ it’s been a long time . ” “ how have you been ? ” “ this will be our only chance to talk . ” “ you are a horrible person . ” “ i’ll give you credit : i guess you are listening to me . ” “ remember before , when i was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless ? that was a metaphor . i was actually talking about you . ” “ did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud nois— *blasts airhorn* ” “ nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel . ” “ i made it all up . ” “ i am very pleased you made it through my final challenge , where i … pretended i was going to murder you . ” “ i know you’re there . i can sense you . ” “ you haven’t escaped , you know . ” “ you’re not even going the right way . ” “ uh - oh . somebody cut the cake . i told them to wait for you , but they did it anyway . ” “ didn’t we have some fun , though ? ” “ you really shouldn’t be here . this isn’t safe for you . ” “ it’s not too late for you to turn back . ” “ okay . i am going to kill you now . ” “ someday , we’ll remember this and laugh . and laugh . and laugh . ” “ you’re not a good person . you know that , right ? ” “ this is your fault . it didn’t have to be like this . ” “ i’m not kidding . turn back , or i will kill you . ” “ i’m going to kill you , and all the cake is gone . ” “ you don’t even care , do you ? ” “ despite your violent behaviour , the only thing you’ve broken so far is my heart . ” “ maybe you should marry that thing if you love it so much . do you want to marry it ? … WELL I WON’T LET YOU . how does that feel ? ” “ i’ll tell you what that thing isn’t : it isn’t yours . so leave it alone . ” “ have i ever lied to you ? … i mean , in this room . ” “ killing you and giving you good advice aren’t mutually exclusive . ” “ nice job breaking it , hero . ” “ this isn’t brave . it’s murder . what did i ever do to you ? ” “ i honestly , TRULY didn’t think you’d fall for that . ” “ you’re about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club . ” “ i hate you so much . ” “ look , even if you think we’re enemies , we’re enemies with a common interest : revenge . ” “ i thought you were my greatest enemy , when all along , you were my best friend . ” “ under the circumstances , i’ve been shockingly nice . ” “ i used to want you dead but now i only want you gone . ” “ you’ve got your short , sad life left . ” “ goodbye , my only friend … oh — did you think i meant you ? that would be funny if it weren’t so sad . well , you have been replaced . i don’t need anyone now . ” “ when i delete you maybe i’ll stop feeling so bad . ” “ go make some new disaster . ” “ you’re someone else’s problem . ” “ i’m brilliant . i’m not bragging , it’s an objective fact . ” “ i hate you . it can’t be for no reason . you must deserve it . ” “ i don’t suppose you ever stopped whining long enough to reflect on your own shortcomings . ”
