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The older I get, the more I understand that it’s okay to live a life others don’t understand.

Yes. But I still need someone to tell me not to cut my bangs.

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the best time to domesticate capybaras was 10,000 years ago. the second best time is today

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Smug face of a free man

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LOLOLOLLLLL #goals

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Yup. Because moms never, ever, not even one single time, EVER expressed a need for clothes with useful pockets.

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we can all learn a thing or two from this young man

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Gonna have a heck of a time overcoming the Pavlovian rage response to seeing a fully exposed human face

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oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

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I see no lie

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I remember watching the inspirational, but ultimately horrific unfolding of these events on the news in 1989.

The Chinese government tries to erase the historical record of their crimes against their people. Never forget Tiananmen Square.

Older people are not allowed to remember; the younger generation aren't even allowed to know.

#to be fair I’m pretty sure all governments do this #even our perfect democratic republic has tried to erase their crimes

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Baby turt

(via)

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Awww shit yall know what it is

#this makes me so happy

Sportsball commentator dudebro on TV:

“You need your best players to play their best when the best is needed.”

Me: *laughs myself into an asthma attack*

How much are these guys paid??? How do I get in on the con?

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this is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life….catholics are out here memeing better than I ever could

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I acknowledge that this is asserting abstinence-ed, instead of, like, sharing helpful life-saving useful information with future adults.

And yet, somehow it seems more informative than sex-ed in the American school system.

#why do you need to know?#you’re not allowed to do that #so we’re not discussing it

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‘Tis the season for ducklings!

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she’s distant! she’s incoherent! she’s sensitive! she uses escapism as a coping mechanism! she’s me!!!

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