vaporub

Don’t eat that!

crying session at my house tonight at 8 pull up

*wipes tears with a beauty blender*

i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

Game of Walking Bad

why the fuck is this so funny

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

rami malek always looks like his eyeballs are about to burst out of his head like i’m pretty sure his eyeballs enter a room a full three seconds before the rest of him

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

Bdsm

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

me: *does one push up* me: i could kill god

this makes me laugh so hard every time

the one