the world is my whale carcass

⚠️ guy who hasn’t read the source material would like to say something on your post

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

this is what LMFAO did with party rock anthem

*has several debilitating disorders* idk maybe i'm just lazy

humans can't see in the dark because theres no "c" in "the dark"

Top contender for my dumbest post ever

“why did people characterize him like this when it doesn’t even make sense“ unfortunately the answer is usually racism

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

you could spell it like horce