Plant Mom

I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

yeah i accidentally overwatered your boyfriend while i was house sitting for you. yeah he has root rot now i’m sorry

haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns

diversity win! the man committing ecoterrorism is a gay goth farmer

dang girl, you’ll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth.

A fruit fly is a little messenger of god born to fly into your mouth and deliver 1 calory to you

*depeche mode voice* log out and touch grass

Living Deliciously

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

being a woman is about having prophetic dreams

not only do i put a little line through my 7s but i put one through my Zs too. i’m sick and twisted. you’re never getting out of this network of caves alive.