im what the kids call a mess

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

if you assume a trans woman is going to top because of her genitalia start running. I am coming to get you.

if you assume a trans man is going to bottom because of his genitalia start running. I am coming to get you.

if you assume a nonbinary person is going to fill some sexual role because of their genitalia start running. I am coming to get you.

Something bizarre is happening to poultry they're making chickens so big busty breast inflation'd I'll cut into it and the knife just keeps going I started wondering if I got a damn boneless whole chicken

Looking at the proportion of meat to ribcage like this is not an animal found in nature this is not one of god's creatures it's getting anatomically concerning

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise

If Ilya and Shane actually wrestled like no holds barred to the death full competition mode rough and tumble fighting, I think most of the time Shane would win. Shane is used to Ilya throwing him around and pinning him down, but Ilya gets tossed to the ground once and gets so turned on he passes out. Shane yells at him and pins him and he just gives up because he's so horny he cannot actually think. Their friends are like oh my god Shane you're hurting him! And Ilya is lying there under him so so so pleased like yayyyy I love being pinned by my huge sexy jock boyfriend #mysexyjockboyfriend DO NOT SAVE HIM he is exactly where he wants to be!!

I believe #inmyheart that ‘which one of them is stronger’ changes throughout the season, but they never know when exactly it’s going to flip, and I think this adds extra fun to their wrestling

It is always morally correct to knee a cop in the balls

they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are

WTF are the horses doing

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

STOP

the thing about growing up with siblings in an abusive household is that ultimately you're each other's jail wardens and whipping boys and that does things to you no matter how much you sincerely love each other and understand why it happened the way it did and wish you could have been big and strong enough to save both of you

it's just inevitably going to be difficult to reconcile the love you feel for the other half of a bear trap clamped around both your legs. is the thing.

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it