Opalog ™

He will. You were struck by the same lighting, you’ll forever share a heartbeat.

the thing about buddie is that they're genuinely just so? cute?? like. they're best friends who never fight unless they're missing each other. they tried out hating each other for two shifts before they unequivocally settled on adoring each other every day for the rest of their lives instead. first order of business in their friendship was both asking 'please take care of me' and then they both said Okay ❤️ yay ❤️. buck pulls sick pranks on eddie by buying him expensive things he'd never get for himself. eddie physically can't look at buck without his whole face lighting up. buck is comfortable enough in eddie's house to never feel like a guest. eddie still deserves pretty things though so he's gonna decorate a whole basket of pastries especially for him. eddie learns to cook and the first person he wants to show off to after his son is buck. they get excited about wearing matching outfits. if buck wants to do something stupid eddies obviously gonna do it with him but he's gonna bitch about it. they work 60 hours a week then take turns spending the day at each other's house during their days off and just to be safe when they do have to be somewhere alone they facetime. they'll get wasted at a party with twenty other people including drag queens and they'll still only hang out with each other. if someone invites them somewhere they can expect the other person to come too. they make me SICK

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

also shoutout to queerness and dykishness and gender fuckery. if you reblog this post you hate conservatives