the older you get the more you appreciate just chilling at home doing nothing
its called being exhausted
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the older you get the more you appreciate just chilling at home doing nothing
its called being exhausted

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Hey, unpopular opinion, apparently. But people donāt just āhave pain for no reasonā doctors say this all the time (especially to women and chronically ill people) and the truth is, Thats literally not possible. Even if your pains are psychosomatic (a word I hesitate to even use because of the way its used so often) there is a reason you are having those pains whether its mental illness, abuse, etc. If your doctor consistently tells you that āwell some people just have pain for no reasonā get a new doctor. Thatās a doctor who is not going to give a shit what your actual symptoms or experiences are.
I just wanna add to clarify the psychosomatic thing.
That word DOES NOT MEAN youāre making it up. It doesnāt mean youāre imagining the symptom. What it means is that the symptom ISNāT DIRECTLY CAUSED BY ANY OF THE THINGS THAT WOULD NORMALLY CAUSE IT.
I fought to get a PCOS diagnosis for 2 and a half years. For the ENTIRE time I was fighting, I was dealing with 3 cysts that were not going away by themselves and eventually required surgery to remove. At one point close to the end of the battle, I suddenly went blind. I was visiting my parents and was standing on the veranda looking out over the tree we had planted in memory of my dog and suddenly I got one of the shooting pains that I was quite frankly used to at that point and my vision started to go dark. It was like the sun was setting while being completely hidden behind storm clouds but it was 2pm in the middle of Summer on a clear day. Within about 30 seconds I couldnāt see ANYTHING. I was 27 years old and I was screamingĀ for my mother.
My mum raced me to her doctor (he was a 15 minute drive away as opposed to 45 minutes to the nearest hospital) and he quickly worked out that there was nothing wrong with my eyes and what had happened was totally unrelated to them. Then he said it was psychosomatic and I freaked out, yelling that I was NOT making this up and I definitely wasnāt imagining it. Very quickly he calmed me down and said he believed me and I had misunderstood. He explained that whatever was going on with my abdominal pains (he suggested PCOS which I hadnāt even heard of at that point) had been ignored for so long that my body was starting to do things other than the normal pain response to try to draw my attention to the problem. My sight going was my body basically jumping around in front of me going āHEY ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME HELLLOOOOOOO??????ā
He gave me some prescription strength painkillers and my sight started to come back as soon as they started to kick in. About 45 minutes after it started I could see well enough to walk around without help and within a day and a half I was back to normal. On top of that I finally had a scan booked to figure out what the hell was causing all the pain.
Psychosomatic symptoms are NOT imagined or fabricated or happening for āno reasonā. Experiencing them DOES NOT make you a liar. It makes you someone who has been battling with something serious for so long that your own body has started to get impatient with you.
I completely agree. Thank you for sharing this.
Wait what does aggressively heterosexual even mean?
A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, āYou look like the kind of guy who wouldnāt go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tamponsā and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes
My dad once called another guy āsomeone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a manā
I like your dad already

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Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR
ā¦a doctor who built a body.
i work at mcdonalds and one time i was working really late on drivethru and these guys came through and they were obviously high and the one in the passenger seat asked if i wanted to hear his rap so i said sure and he started rapping about how much he loves gingers and then he told me he loved me and i said it back and he was like āYEAH THE MCDONALDS LADY LOVES MEā and asked for my name but then his friend drove off
the most iconic song of the century is 10 years old today god fucking bless!
millenial generation got a little too beaten down and miserable but im delighted to see that gen z seems to be frothing at the mouth and out for blood
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Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groomās bride is a whore: Oh you havenāt heard?

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āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
not even risking that shit
@staff pls delete this damn post -_-
American healthcare system be like
Iļø fucking hate this
definitely made by a non-american with VERY little understanding of our healthcare system
there, I fixed it
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so hereās a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw āfirst wives club 2ā on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAH!! FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUEL!!!
hereās the synopsis for first wives club 2:
disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbandsā new lovers under their wing.
sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.
so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it iām starting to feel suspicious?? like itās really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come theyāre alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEYā
hereās what i did not know about first wives club 2:
it is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.
so of course i, horrified that iāve accidentally bought porn on my familyās account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and thatās that.
EXCEPT, OF COURSE:
you have to pay for pay per view.
so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and iām sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and weāre just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, āokay, thereās something we need to discuss. as a family.ā
AS A FAMILY.
and iām like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that sheās going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Earned It Kiddo, and she pulls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and iām like: OH NO.
āi received the tv bill today,ā my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they werenāt going to feed me this kind of quality starch. ādoes anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography?ā
as a reminder, a quick table survey:
my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)
my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)
my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent)
me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography
silence.
my mother said, āiām not going to ask again.ā
silence.
my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY.
my mother shook her head and put the bill down. āthis was incredibly inappropriate,ā she said. āskip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. iām not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?ā
WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?
ādonāt expose my kid to that crap.ā
DONāT
EXPOSE
MY KID
TO THAT CRAP
āif you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and donāt expect me to pay for it. i canāt believe one of you did that in the living room.ā
I CANāT BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT
IN THE LIVING ROOM
but molly, why didnāt you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?
are you fucking kidding
i did not want to go to porn prison
the fun conclusion to this story is that i never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey:
my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for
my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wifeās sisterās porn preferences
my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sisterās husbandās porn preferences
but molly, why donāt you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isnāt real?
are you fucking kidding
this is the best thing iāve ever done
Always reblog.

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fun fact about the next avengers film being filmed in edinburgh: theyāve blocked off certain areas which is disrupting one specific postal vanās delivery route which is in turn leading to an awkward stand-off at the police station because Marvel Studios might be a billion dollar company but this man really wants to do his job and apparently interfering with the course of the Royal Mail technically counts as treason so theyāre at a stalemate
this is the best thing iāve heard all day
Scotland, everybody.
Who would win in a fight: a billion dollar superhero film franchise at the top of its game or one (1) Scottish mailman.
Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures havenāt loaded all the way through yet.
i like this text post a lot because itās a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke