Gems are Excitement

A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.

big shout out to tumblr for being the first major site in like two years to implement an ill-advised "feature" nobody wants, likes or respects that doesn't involve AI

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

Every hetero guy friend with remotely traditionally masculine leaning interests I've ever had has developed an instant crush on my father. I've had 3 separate guy friends over the years ask if my dad would be okay if they just, went over to my parents' house and existed near him. My best friend's husband told her that if he was ever in a relationship with me he'd never be able to leave because he loves my dad too much. He had known him for 2 hours. Probably the biggest tragedy for most men who meet my dad is that I'm a lesbian cause at this point I fully believe a man would try to wife me just to have him as a father in law.