Making questionable life decisions since '93

Fucking iconic

The best

Ain't nothing wrong with chubby stomachs.

The worst trick a childhood anxiety disorder pulls is, you spend your early years being applauded for being so much more mature than your peers, because you aren’t disruptive, you don’t want any kind of attention, you don’t express yourself, you keep yourself to yourself - this makes you a pleasure to have in class, etc etc - and you start to believe it’s virtue. But you’re actually way behind your peers in normal social development, and who knows if you can ever catch up.

Never heard a truer thing in my life.

holy shit wait you mean being just morbidly terrified of doing anything wrong ISN’T necessarily the same as being “well behaved?!”

Convenient children =/= healthy children

Convenient children do not equal healthy children

I feel personally attacked

Guess who’s gay and depressed and wants mozzarella sticks

i identify with ambrose bc i too am the gay cousin that likes to lounge around the house and make snarky comments