little bastard

please use sparknotes. please use khan academy. please listen to school house rock songs and watch the history of the entire world i guess and tim and moby and bill nye. any documentary you watch in class can be found somewhere online with a quick google. get your books from project gutenberg and z-lib. download textbooks off the internet whenever you can find them. use desmos for a free online graphing calculator. if you’re learning something and you don’t get it look up the wikipedia page on it and put it into simple english to get the gist, then put it back into regular english to get the full story. cheat if you have to. school sucks so bad rn and if you’re like me and you get all your materials secondhand or from the lost and found, online resources are really useful rn; all of the above have helped me pass a class in some way, and i hope they can help you too.

four characters who make you yell "MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN" !! I'll go first !

rafe cameron (outer banks) and toji fushiguro (jujutsu kaisen)

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i dont know what is assortment is exactly but here we go guys :3

my men ❤️❤️

Narrowing this down to four was painful :)

Here's my men:

Princess: an effeminate and relatively youthful male homosexual or lesbian (1931-4)

Daffodil: effeminate young man (1925)

To throw a fuck into: to have sex with (1919)

Top sergeant: a masculine lesbian (1939) [‘she takes command of the girls’ privates’]

Lily: penis (1919)

Wolf: sexually aggressive man (1847); a homosexual top (1918)

Soul kiss: a deep kiss, involving putting one’s tongue into one’s partner’s mouth (1907)

Tom: a lesbian (1909); [in 'old tom'] prostitute catering to lesbians (1966)

Church mouse: a male homosexual who frequents crowded churches in order to fondle any potential sex partners. (1941)

Discover one's gender: to accept or acknowledge one’s homosexuality (1941) / Lose one's gender: To return to living as a heterosexual

Minty: a masculine lesbian (1941)

Also a lot of early 20th century vulgarity is recorded in Letter from My Father, which is a collection of letters published by a man who's dad was, in short, a major slut and human disaster who wrote about his sex life for his son. It's insane. You can find copies of it online & it's a wild fucking read (literally!) and I think a really interesting look at the life of a person who goes against our stereotypes of what people in the past were "supposed" to be like.

is this……

is this how you dungeons 

i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.

then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.

then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.

It takes a second for him to realize what's happening. It's House. House is licking Wilson across the cheek. In the hospital.

Everybody stares for a minute, but then goes on with their day. It's a hospital - they're used to see odd shit.

"What was that?" Wilson asks, fingers touching his wet skin.

"Felt like it." House shrugs. "See ya tonight."

He leaves without an explanation. Wilson stares after him, cheek tingling.

"Your boyfriend?" the surgeon asks.

"Worse," Wilson responds, because he has no idea how to explain their relationship. House told him that soulmates sounds "kinda gay" the other day.

"Congrats?" the guy guesses. "Marriage can be hard."

It takes a second for him to realize what's happening. It's House. House is licking Wilson across the cheek. In the hospital.

Everybody stares for a minute, but then goes on with their day. It's a hospital - they're used to see odd shit.

"What was that?" Wilson asks, fingers touching his wet skin.

"Felt like it." House shrugs. "See ya tonight."

He leaves without an explanation. Wilson stares after him, cheek tingling.

"Your boyfriend?" the surgeon asks.

"Worse," Wilson responds, because he has no idea how to explain their relationship. House told him that soulmates sounds "kinda gay" the other day.

"Congrats?" the guy guesses. "Marriage can be hard."

Absolutely obsessed with this hurdy gurdy rigged up to a tredle sewing machine stand. Man is going NUTS on the thingamabob!!!

I hate Nintendo Switch Online. I hate the lack of optimization. I hate the expensive subscription service. I hate the lack of games. I hate the limited time releases. I hate that it's never gonna have the level of content that the Wii virtual console had. I hate what capitalism has done to gaming.

This collection includes: All the GBA, GB and GBC games currently available on the Switch!!

+ And a few extra bonus!! Mostly from the same series'seses

Download here for free!!: https://www.mediafire.com/file/pzycxh6zu9b8drf/GBA_Online_PC.rar (405 MB Uncompressed)