Navel Observatory

"three slices of cake for breakfast 😌"

"half a dozen donuts on my way to the office 😍"

"leftover ribs and mac n cheese before work 🥹"

Lol. Lmao even. Feedism fics are some of the best fanfic I've read. Feedism is actually the first example of online fanfic I discovered. There are some genuinely excellent original work feedism fics out there that could be full length novels. I'm not sure what you mean by "badly written"- bad grammar, bad characterization, bad storytelling, or a bad representation of healthy communication and negotiation between characters. I've read excellent feedism where it was entirely devoid of any mention of feedism as a known fetish, where it's just two freaks indulging each other. Nonconsensually even. In messy, unrealistic ways. I've read great feedism that is hyper aware of kink meta and brings this narrative into the story. I think you can write good (I mean good as well-characterized, compelling, erotic, grammatically correct) feedism fic without being familiar with feedism. Good kink negotiation isn't necessary for a good story. If you only want good kink negotiation, good for you! I can see how that would be a little difficult to find. I would find a few examples of well-written fics that you like, go to the author's page, and read their bookmarks. Read the bookmarks of the people who have commented (positively) on their works. That's kind of a diy algorithm. There's also tutorials out there to get the most out of your additional tag filtering.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

Medical margarita

@funnier-as-a-feedist accurate?

but the thing is that this stuff is just factually wrong. eugenics doesnt work. race science isnt true. theyre morally wrong, yes, but theyre also factually incorrect, ideas that are deployed in service of monstrous ideology despite the fact that they simply arent true.

Most people don't get a little kick of excitement when they add a donut to their morning coffee routine, and a second donut to their coffee routine after lunch. Most people don't treat the supermarket bakery aisle like it's low-key porn, flipping over packages to look at the calorie counts and just imagining. Most people don't get a knee-buckling thrill when they get home from vacation and see an entire box of Christmas cookies that they'd forgotten about, waiting for them in the kitchen, all for them, that they know they're going to eat in one sitting.

About a millions years ago, I was engaging in a little long distance sexy talk with my first sexual partner. I was debating the merits of eating whipped cream or chocolate sauce off of various parts of her anatomy and her doing similar for me.

She thought both sounded gross. Both as feeder and feedee.

Are you really whining and moaning like you’re getting fucked just because you bloated yourself too full to move?