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They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it

no because guys i am so on board with dan and phil's 'moon forest' concept i see y'all clowning on them but i get the vision and i am actually so excited to see it finished you guys do not understand

i need more enrichment

Listening to I’m Ready at full volume on backroads because who’s gonna stop me

Dan Howell give me your freaking gender because how tf do you manage to look phenomenal in every fucking outfit

getting unzipped has to feel so good for the compressed file

I love that they will cheat the money in the sims but won’t turn on bb.moveobjects

guy who has a mental health condition that comes and goes: i’m cured this time actually i can feel it

same guy when they start having symptoms again: what the fuck is happening and why

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together

we dont queue posts here you will know im online because a sudden wave of posts i reblogged will flood your dash and then i dissapear for 6 hours

So, Dan has said that Phil is already forcing him to make tiktoks. And since they have their own 'Dan and Phil' tiktok account now, I need desperately need Dan and Phil to do the tiktok trend where one partner says "this is my partner and they're going to tell you about [insert special interest here] (or 'show you their collection [whayever]') and you BETTER be nice about it" except I want PHIL to be the ome "intimidating" The audience and I want Dan to tell us all about rollercoasters. I'm literally begging please

picture this. you're a well respected and feared paranormal entity known for years of inflicting horror. you follow this random couple home thinking these amateurs will be easy to scare. you're up all night using all your energy making a foreboding bog dirt circle as a warning. you wait patiently excited to watch these two cower with fear. instead you sit there and watch as they dare each other to eat it. the blonde one turns it into a latte. you retire.