I NEVER LOSE !!!!!

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

im glad minecraft isnt real life because by now i would have got my fingers stuck in the grates of a mob spawner trying to grab the spinning pig

“fits like a glove” as if a glove has ever fucking actually fit

im like if a dead body was alive

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

2026 still no strap you can feel

let's stop every war and focus on this

ID: a tweet by overlyxclusive that says "when people love you they find joy in making life easier for you" end ID

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

just one more look at your open wound bro pleaseee i promise i wont be weird this time