A Stale Chicken Nugget

Spoilers:

What?? They're cute!

During the MLQC Livestream on 11 July, the voice actors performed a classic Chinese song, “我只在乎你” (“I Only Care About You”) by Teresa Teng.

I labelled them according to their characters just in case you’re not familiar with the names of the Chinese VAs:

Bian Jiang - Kiro

Wu Lei - Victor

Lei Wu - Lucien

Zhang Jie - Gavin

Zhao Lu - Shaw

English translation by me under the cut:

Hold it!

Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.

Notice anything strange about the bread?

I didn’t either. That’s because…

…no cuts were made there in the first place!

The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!

How, you ask? Look to the second photo.

While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.

Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?

The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.

It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?

This illustration explains it all.

While I am… ahem, not the best artist…

(Didn’t I go to art school?)

The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…

Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.

as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.

if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.

If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.

Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.

Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.

And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.

Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.

Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”

You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”

Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.

Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.

Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.

In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!

Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.

But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.

Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.

I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.

The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!

The defense has an explanation for this positioning.

Foolishly foolish fools, allow me to enlighten you.

In your own words, the question is not whether there are fake novelty bread knives like that. You should be asking CAN there be fake novelty bread knives like that.

In an age where sculptors can create hyperrealistic human beings that can trick the average viewer, it is but a small feat to create an uneven bread texture mold and then use it to mass produce bread knives. But let’s look at the actual sample in the photo fools.

Look closely at the top sheath, it’s not just a simple slit for the blade to fit in, there is a half circle of empty space. What for you might ask? To fit the protruding bit of handle that you so claim is part of a separate knife! If the bread is a real as you say, then why go through the trouble of cutting a perfect half circle just to fit the ruse?

Still not convinced you foolish fools that ever fooled? Look at the texture on the inside of the bread. The holes are suspiciously spaced apart and way too solid to be real bread. In fact it looks much more like plastic that has a few holes molded in to give it the barest resemblance of bread, as if it tried to replicate the fluffy insides of real bread the plastic would be much more fragile and not hold.

Look at the cut of bread though, actually look. I know you’re but uninformed americans but french bread is HARD and CRUNCHY on the outside. You think you can just slice it perfectly like that without losing some chunks of the edge? Ingrates. Unless you’re in possession of some laser cutting bread machine you’re unlikely to get such a clean edge.

I think I’ve spelled it out for you foolishly foolish fools but here’s the icing on the cake:

http://www.mywakingdream.com/gallery-gourmet.php

The main parts of the Cigarette series~ The only one that’s mainly different is part one cuz’ this was supposed to be a one off joke comic~

Parts: One | Two | Three | Four 

Ah so a friend of mine downloaded bunch of textures so I can boot leg some backgrounds.

Idk where she got them from but I do believe there’s a bunch of downloaded stuff for Sai just out there like brushes and such. I honestly wouldn’t know how to download them because she did it and I usually have to watch a how to video twenty million times to understand step one.

Well here~

1.) Open up a black and white pattern~ 

2.) Go to the Layer Tab then hit Luminance to Transparency  

3.) Shove it in the background and wing it as you please~ The white areas will ‘disappear’ and if you Preserve Opacity the layer the is on pattern and color only the black lines will be colored~ 

I’ll Scale or Free Deform if need be~ 

Have you ever wondered what that verse means and how it relates to their current circumstance that time..?

Well here is what I thought about the verse: The moment when sweat and tears are wiped away.

Kusakabe ever since has always been prioritizing Sajou even with just an umbrella and literally got his sleeves wet with the dripping rain.

It shows how serious Kusakabe is in pursuing Sajou and he is going to work hard for this relationship. Their misunderstanding started with that little squabble in the rain. 

Kusakabe inching for a kiss and teasing embarrassed Sajou which at the time were the wrong things to say to the Sajou being filled with insecurities.

As more and more insecurities and fear pile up in Sajou’s heart, Kusakabe also realized that more than being mad Sajou looks like he’s gonna cry. 

Two men in a relationship.. Do you know what that means? Once you two graduate and become free again and are surrounded by girls again.. All the guys who aren’t like this will be chasing after skirts immediately.

When Hara sensei presented to him in words the harsh reality he was most scared and insecure of, Kusakabe ran hard and snatched him away.

And in that moment he seriously asked Sajou to go out with him wiping away Sajou’s insecurities and the tears he could have cried. 

Sajou in turn wiped his sweat giving fruit to his hardwork, diligence and sincerity. 

And also that time, Sajou completed the last part of the verse for him easing away the missing and lacking feeling he had.  That’s a nice analogy as it is the moment where they officially completed each other’s half wiping each other’s sweat and tears away.

中文版

I’ve wanted to make a comic about Shay’s Viking swords since three years ago, now I finally got the chance. 

Inspired by Eivor’s mission elimating Patrick the Anvil, and the Order of the Ancients medallion which is similar with Shay’s Yggdrasil badge. but it’s my own headcanon to link Patrick to Shay’s family. 

Totally didn’t try to make a bootleg card with a devilgram story or nothing… 

👀💦

But if ya wanna read some fluff with Fem!Beel check under the cut~ 🙃🙃🙃

Also apologies if it’s wonky~ I’ve never written a self insert and it’s kinda not and is at the same time >3>”

Nanka No Obey Me! Video Complete version.