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The worst feeling in the world is when your the smart kid in the classroom and people be lookin dissappointed when you say "idk i just put smthin" and u genuinly mean it

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finehoney

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

lunacyiero

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

astudyingreer

my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!

Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling

Can we go on an antivaxx raid?

Just like, roasting the shit out of anti vaxx people

P.s snacks will be provided

America should pull an america again

>rebel from the current leader because our rights are being violated

>>colonise new lands or take over all ready owned land

>>> become a super power

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agoodcartoon

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

sciencevevo

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

officialcyndilauper-deactivated

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

ondoinganevildeedblues

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

cheaphalloweencostume

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

bogleech

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

dr-archeville

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

magistrate-of-mediocrity

“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

digitaldiscipline

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

agoodcartoon

edgar allen bro

zinglebert-bembledack

Oh my god

yournewfriendshouse

holy shit

thischarmingmothman

“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro, Whether reddit sent, or whether romcoms tossed thee here ashore, Barely known yet still entitled, holding now your Tom Waits vinyl, Begging me for something primal, tell me truly, I implore Is this–is this shit for fucking real? Tell me, tell me, I implore! Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro, By the mores that you abuse thus, by those films we both adore, Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, by stalking me through Facebook, You have gained a twisted outlook of whom those tropes are for, Paint a rare and radiant dream girl whilst you remain a bore, Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

“Be that slur our sign of parting, creep or douche!” I shrieked, upstarting, “Get thee back to lonely anguish and your friend’s used comic store! Leave no white rose as a token of the lust you claim heartbroken, Leave my scathing words to soak in! Quit the name calling of ‘whore’, When you lust for every girl, but when they say nay they are whores! Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

And the friendzoned, never scoring, still imploring, still imploring, On some fetid old subreddit for a girl who will adore The nicer guys and not the “douchebags”, unaware that it’s a red flag To be his soulmate o'er him learning they both like the movie Thor To fuck him for being nerdy even though he is a bore, Then she says no–fucking whore.

agoodcartoon

that internal rhyme scheme is a fucking master class

digitaldiscipline

re-rebageling for the improved version of what i did, because fuck yeah

skrytch

@angelofdarkness1977

princesscolumbia

I recognize “The Raven” as an American masterpiece. That said, it’s a bit…opaque to the modern audience.

This…this is GENIUS!

teashoesandhair

It has like 300k notes, I think we all appreciate the genius of it

maladaptive-ninja

Read this my darlings. Read the ultimate poetry @tarithenurse @lokis-lady-death @thatweirdwalangpake @l0kisbitch

lokis-lady-death

Oh this is GOLDEN TREASURE.

llamascanbepurple

why haven’t we memed the original barbie movies yet???

like

they

have

so

much

potential

like

ahhhhhhhh

tbh the most memeable on is princess and the pauper.

Its a good thing america is super-strong military wise because I know we'd go crazy if someone actually destroyed the dec of independance

#memes #dank memes #funny memes #memesdaily #dankest memes #meme #funny #antivaccine #owo #uwu #igbo #nice #my dank memes #5k #10k #anti vaxx #antivaxx #dank #dankmemes #dankestofmemes

I hate how people generalize southern people

Like they all lump us into like, 1 group (hillbillies), but have y'all actually seen a hillbilly? Like, I lived right next to some and I swear they are dumb even compared to our education system (which is worse than the north), heres some things theyve done:

● one of their sons broke a glass bottle in his hand....on purpose

●the same son also tried to prove to young me that a) he had dug a whole building out of the ground and b) made it into a strip club (idk why he thought that was believeable)

●another son taught me that, while gen z alone co stantly wanting to die is scary, constantly wanting to die and doing whatever impulse you want because of it is scarier

●they had dip on the bus alot, our poor bus driver actually stuck his hand in their mess on accident once

●he brought a whole bottle of fireball to school one day, got caught drinking it

#south #dumb #people #uwu #owo #idk #weird people #southern #southernpeople

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America is the EA of countries

Just think about it, claims to be free, yet is essentially the exact opposite

#omg #ihatemybrain #shitpost or facts??#probs facts #i hate myself #roses are red #violets are neat #i wanna die #lmao YEET

I give zero fucks anymore

Boy trump is really fucking us and idc anymore, im just waiting for the apocolypse so we can all have a take at him for ruining the world

oofpost-blog

If potatos have eyes, and your the eye of my apple, does that mean i want to fuck plants

oofpost-blog

I just noticed i even said the fucking line wrong i this shit post, fucking eye of my apple wtf...

New aesthetic is buyinng oversized tents and making subcomunities of tent places so we dont have to pay rent

#why am i like this #gen z #were broke #your broke #broke #no money #broke again #r.i.p me

I am more confused in life than a zebra in walmart

#relatable #????#idk anymore

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Hamburgers are just fake steaks

#shitpost

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Mascots are just popular furries

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Im crying this didnt get notes and it deserves it

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