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i realized ive been on here awhile but have nvr really introduced myself so here we go…

hihi!!! my name is bea or bee i dont really mind which 🐝🙂🙂

my fav color is pink and red and orange and yellow which tbh i feel like are just the same color but it different fonts so whatever…

i am a minor so plleaaaase do not be creepy, i also have autism and adhd. english is my first language but i also speak french 😋😋😋 aaand im apart of the LGBTQ+ community (im a lesbian 😼)

i have a lot of thingies i like, like: hoizer, noah kahan, big thief, good omens, IT, red white and royal blue, young royals, heartstopper, helluva boss, brooklyn 99 and hazbin hotel, arcane and house md (there’s probably more that im forgetting)

so yeah!! i think that checks all the boxes of stuff ppl need to know abt me. i love making friends and talking to people so if you ever wanna chat just lemme know cuz i will discuss like.. any of my interests lmfao and other stuff too 🙃🙃

also my post tag is #bbee.txt and my queue tag is #its not me its queue

#get to know me #autism #audhd #neurodivergent #lgbtq #nonbinary #biseuxal #b99 #hazbin hotel #rwrb #gomens #heartstopper #helluva boss #young royals #IT #bbee.txt

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proletarianprincess

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

sillysayaka

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

loveridden1999

i don't support all women's rights & wrongs some of you are terfs

loveridden1999

exactly

7pmest

Finny is Alive always in my heart just btw

kosmogrl

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

ilynpilled

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

spyndylle

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live footage of me trying to decide which ‘tober i want to do

#ao3 writer #fictober #october #writing #fanfic

i srsly dont know why people are so mean but im getting so fed up w it.

fizzfags

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

vampireopossum

redstonedust

>"ugh why dont these people speak proper english" >looks inside >its scots

redstonedust

>"ugh why dont these people speak proper english" >looks inside >its one of the many creole languages developed in colonized countries

redstonedust

>"ugh why dont these people speak proper english" >looks inside >proper english is a stupid and reductive concept and linguistics are ever changing

ruinedchildhood

anachronic-cobra

Cyber truck people trying desperately to find a redeeming quality in their glorified cardboard box: it... It has doors. They open. Glov comportmnt

aqueerkettleofish

The Toyota lady deserves an oscar for keeping a straight face as long as she did.

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quaranmine

btw guys, you can do spoiler text on AO3! here's the html:

<details><summary>the text you want people to see</summary>The text you want to spoiler or hide</details>

it turns it into a little toggleable drop down that shows things and then hides them. it's great for content warnings in ao3 notes if you're worried about spoiling your fic--people who feel like they can proceed without any specific warnings can do so but people who want to see a warning or spoiler can choose to.

i tried it on firewatch au chapter three, it works:

if that html doesn't work, then here's the reddit comment i got it from by an r/ao3 moderator and former ao3 staff memeber. I copied it from here and it worked perfectly, but it didn't paste into tumblr so I manually typed it.

allthingswhumpyandangsty

I don’t care how disgusting or fucked up a fic is. NO writer should EVER be harassed for writing taboo fics, especially when the warnings are properly tagged and you choose to go ahead and read them on your own free will.

you’re not morally superior for harassing real people for the sake of fictional characters and fictional stories. you’re just a bully.

kyotocryptids

new reaction meme just dropped

rhythmic-idealist

Just so people know, epilepsy warnings aren’t about, like, purity culture, or online leftists acting as if disabled people are real. It’s about my mom

rhythmic-idealist

We human beings have discovered patterns of light and/or sound that kill some people and we should probably not have hissy fits about your right to fire a weapon at my mom. Like if you could put some text onscreen explaining the upcoming seizure-inducing patterns so that people can scroll away. That’s super fucking easy. i AM sorry that something as mindless as a tiktok edit could kill someone but hey, so could driving to work every morning, we all treat THAT accordingly (long, pointed stare. because yes we had better be treating that accordingly too)

The casual abundance of Thing That Kills People doesn’t mean you shouldn’t avoid killing people

rhythmic-idealist

#all media should have epilepsy warnings like all food should have allergy warnings#and if you disagree then I'll kick your ass

via @angst-and-fajitas

epicsause-official

as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

biggestcommunismbuilder

Okay but hear me out OP, what if the button does the genie wish thing and it flips your internal experience of gender but doesn't change any of your external sex characteristics? This isn't even a gotcha, I'm just actually curious

epicsause-official

well in that case i still end up with the "shitload of money & gender dysphoria" combo but this time obama is doing a vaginoplasty instead

cameoappearance

#all roads lead to obama bottom surgery (via epicsause-official)

paulgadzikowski

"Then transition."

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docdufresne

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt of turned me on like it did but alas

transgothzoey

From a state hearing in Texas

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