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........... THAT'S where the groan tube singing thing comes from?!??!?!

Halloween at hollanov house and ilya is like baby… be honest what candy did you buy. Shane voice ilya the Good kind. ilya voice Fuck………… [car keys jingling in the distance] shane like ilya did you- [checks location] okay so he left for the store

six of crows is the epitome of be gay do crimes

this could work. we never tried it

on july 4th 1776, america was founded. this has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

You are not a bother. You are not a burden. You are not a waste of space. You are not annoying every person you talk to. Your existence matters. Your presence makes a good difference.

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

Additional reminder that this kind of self censorship makes it harder for people to block content they do not want to see.

Fun fact: the DC area will be hotter than 99% of the earth tomorrow!

It's not global climate change, it's someone who just really hates Trump so much they changed the earth's entire climate. Christ.

eevee should have a normal type evolution called eeveevee and it's just an eevee but bigger and floofier

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

Hey. Things are going to get better.

You cannot prevent it.

Yes I am threatening you with a good time.

Have A Good Day, Bitch

i usually possess great love and concern for the world and the people in it. usually my worldview is that I want people to be healthy and happy and treated with great tenderness. usually i think there is nothing more important than making the world a better place for the humans and creatures in it. none of this applies when my stomach hurts tho. atm i have a tummy ache and im fantasizing about pushing u into traffic

Im also aching today, can you push me into traffic faster

close your eyes and Hold Still