mario is a father figure to many people and sonic the hedghehog is a cousin and donkey kong is an uncle and boo is a ghost and bill is a bullet and petey is a piranaa and metroid is sandmas and snake is solid and luigi wario and waluigi are different parts ofyour own personality

turn on the n64 any game they drowned the second ben

It's ironic he's called Family Guy. Because he doesn't give one F about his family. Extremely selfish man, hurts everyone around him. Monster.

Man endangers his dinner with 4:30 PM cookie

when you smoke too much who-hash on the cousin walk before sitting down for Whosgiving and suddenly youre there in front of the roast beast and green eggs and ham and aunt whoisa asks you if you want to say grace