Food Network but mostly Alton Brown

Goodnight 🤧

Goodnight 🤧

As a fan of food network it’s a weird feeling knowing you’re too good for worst cooks but not good enough for anything else

Why do ppl keep saying that they make a mean dish why's it gonna be mean why does every thing have to be evil 😔 so much hate in the world

i make a tender, caring roast chicken that'll kiss you so so much

I make a mac n cheese so good you could fuck it

i have to reblog this again bc i just noticed it’s from Guy Fieri

no. you know what? fuck you. *uncaramelizes your onions*

I take a shot of the NyQuil cause I’m not too sure what it taste like then knock out half way through the round

It’s not an immediate disqualification

I don’t think you’ve known true sadness until you’ve rolled an entire chopped tomato into a leaf of lettuce and tried to trick yourself into believing it’s a burrito

*cutthroat kitchen contestant voice*: chef, today what I have for you is a deconstructed vegetarian burrito,

You: scrambled eggs Me, an intellectual: deconstructed omelette