HECK!

every alternate week, her best friend would come to our house with a tupperware full of chicken spaghetti. they'd stick us in front of a tv with a stack of disney vhs tapes and go through each room, finding every dirty dish, and then spend the afternoon at the kitchen sink, washing each dish by hand while gossiping.

The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."

The Useless Web

Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)

Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."

"Aren't you a ray of sunshine?"

Sometimes people post in the gardening uk subreddit all like. 'Help, how do I get rid of this DISGUSTING yucky moss in my lawn and keep it 100% grass' and then it's the most beautiful, healthy carpet of moss you ever saw 😭

It's genuinely beyond me why you'd want to get rid of something that grows naturally in our climate, is perfectly adapted to your specific garden conditions, is great for the environment and requires zero maintenance.

I got tired of Crusty trying to tip the food bucket over when it’s dinner time so I let the lid fall on his head once (it’s lightweight plastic and I let it drop from a short distance) and since that happened he hasn’t tried to tip the food bin over.