im only an original

Dead ass the best post on this entire site. Don’t fight me on this

Farming is converting energy you can’t use into energy you can use. (ie we can’t use the energy from the sun, but we can use it to grow an apple, which is energy we can use.)

You walk out in the pink one, listen to the police, gasp demurely, then say “excuse me for a moment” and come back out in the black one.  Sounds reasonable and completely unsuspicious.

Most kids without siblings wish that they did while a lot of kids with siblings wish that they didn’t.

having siblings is fun until they start stealing your fucking clothes

You know you have the right to steal your clothes back?

i dont think i do if theyre wearing it at that moment

That’s cowards talk

im not about to strip my own sister

country boys make do

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated