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Hey everyone, looks like the “cat summoned for jury duty” was ai generated - even has the ai symbol at the top. Thanks for the heads up, @cannot-all-throw-inkpots . My apologies- I did not realize when I shared it.

theriu

Aww dangit. Guess that makes sense, but it was so believable because I can 100% see that kind of goofup happening

theriu

Some positive news: There really WAS a cat summoned for jury duty back in 2010. Turns out the error was quickly corrected and the cat did NOT actually have to travel to the courthouse. But at least we can enjoy the fact that a papereork glitch did once try to give a cat jury duty XD

#I had my suspicions when it said a government entity wrote an apology letter #But then I just stopped thinking about it and kept scrolling -_-

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vanessagillings

Oh, to be a tiny mermaid to escape the heat

3liza

do you live in seattle (the american city)?

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 10

please reblog to get this poll out of my bubble, i want reach

3liza

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

#tbh I just sort of assumed around 3% of tumblr people like to lie for fun

crap-userrname16

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Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece

quasi-normalcy

Mel Brooks on taking studio notes:

#I've worked for mid-size companies with CEOs like that #It's crazy. They forget what they told you to do a day later #They think they're aiming to make a good product but in reality their goal is to indulge in their power trip

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thegorgonist

BABY CROW PIN

I mean, I had a baby. Of course my crows did, too. Teeny-tiny and ready to yell at all your other pins! (in my shop now!)

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theshitpostcalligrapher

a little warm up for the day

ink: diamine oxblood

jca-archive

Takashi Yamazaki, 1986

#Really loving some of the notes on this one

pocchamarz

finally finished my twitter request boxx

bonus

#ace attorney

halondrus

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

halondrus

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

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anarchopuppy

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

theonion

Saying they have “no earthly clue” exactly when it’s okay to enter and exit, all of the drivers currently in the roundabout at Springdale and 8th Street admitted Monday that they’re pretty much “just winging it” whenever they pass through. “Who has the right of way? What does a yield sign really mean? I haven’t needed to know since my driver’s ed test. Why are there two lanes? Should I stop to let this guy in? Wait, no way, that seems dangerous. Who’s honking at me? Is that coming from behind me or from the approaching car on my left?” said driver Alan Sommer, 42, one of countless aimless motorists flicking their blinkers on and off, gesturing at other drivers, halting suddenly after their car is halfway into traffic, and otherwise performing whatever dangerous and unpredictable action felt right to them.

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thegorgonist

Moss and Daisy

Mosster!

This one is so transfixed by their daisy that they haven't noticed their new snail friend yet!

In my shop!

florad0ra

Pineberry quilt, 60" x 68", pattern by Pen and Paper Quilting

My favorite!!! I finished this at the end of the summer last year but never posted bc i put it up for display as soon as it was done. This is definitely the most complicated block I'd done up to then, and sat on this pattern and cherry-picked solids for about a year before feeling confident enough to start (in the end, there's still one stinker block I didn't place properly orz) I'm really happy with the free motion too! All came together really lovely, wip under cut!

vanemiin

Some ocarina and water princess doodles! I want to draw more for this game 🩵

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stealingpotatoes

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

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