If the Hakuoki characters were a real familyā¦
Hijikata: uptight mom hen
Kondou: Aloof and out of touch dad
Gen: everybodyās kind bad ass grandpa.
Saito: the quiet takes things too seriously brother
Shin: that one cousin you just canāt keep sober
Harada: everybodyās loveable older brother
Okita: that one brother who isnāt afraid to prank his siblings but if anyone else messes with them is willing to kill the idiots.
Sanan: the creepy uncle everybody stays away from
Heisuke: the youngest brother always in trouble; is never serious
Chizuru: the defenseless little sister who always needs protection unless you touch her man then hell hath no fury than her; twin
Iba: the cousin who rarely shows up unless in town
Kazama: the adopted obsessed with chizuru perverted cousin
Kaoru: twin that cross dresses; wants to be a girl and hates his sister for it
Ibuki: the twice removed cousin; left the family to become an artist
Sen: the adorable cousin who is the only truly sane one of the bunch
Shiranui: the cousin who loves weapons too much
Yamazaki: the badass ninja uncle the kids never know is coming
Amagiri: the uncle that has no more fucks to give.
Koudou: the one you-never-mention-him uncle thatās locked up in the asylum
Itou: Sannanās wife, hates the rest of the family, but pretends to love them just for appearances. Expresses his love for his nieces and nephews by giving them money and material possessions; aka that aunt that just always seems to have fuck tons of money and expensive shit. Always****
Sakamoto: the very popular amongst the ladies cousin
Takeda: definitely gay but will never say, stick up his ass genius cousin who everybody hates
Souma: wants to be the best to protect his family type of brother
Miki: The Sister-in-Law (on Itouās side) that everyone tolerates who always buys Gucci products and wears it to every single family gathering, arriving fashionably late by exactly 35 minutes.**
Kodoās furies: Kodoās asylum buddies who believe Kodo is the savior, tries to break out of the asylum but gets killed.
Shimada: the uncle whoās everyoneās best friend and who everyone asks to baby sit.