crying and laughing

are we ignoring both of the penises, or…..?

I’m just happy that the pilots out there have this kind of precision.

Oh I thought some pilot was doing this to some poor passengers who just wanted to go from Chicago to LA or something and then I scrolled up and saw it was test pilots.

“And if you look out the left window, you’ll see the same mountains again, but from a slightly different angle.”

“This is a notice to all passengers to remain seated as we are about to experience some serifs”

oh also a girl in my class found out that I illustrate, and asked if she could commission me for a pet portrait. so I said "sorry, I don't do commissions, but I can give you a free ink sketch." and then the next class I showed up with the sketch and she said "I love this. so why don't you do commissions? I can't commission you?" and I said sorry, just a bit busy. and then she went to grab something from her bag and gave it to me and said "here is a crystal charged under the full moon," and I didn't know what to say so I was just like "oh, okay thanks. thank you."

You completed a side quest

See the main problem is that we've been taught that penies and vaginas are completely alien organs to eachother and not just different shapes of the same parts. So it's hard for people to understand how something can be in between when they don't understand that they're the same base organ. This is also why most people have no understanding of bottom surgery.

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

This post is almost 4 years old.

“maybe men wouldn’t fall down the alt right pipeline so easily if feminists were nicer” yesss women famously got our rights by saying “pretty please? 🥺 with a cherry on top? 🥺🥺🥺” and the men were really nice and said “omg yes of course 🫰🏻”

since this is picking up some traction i want to say that this is not terf safe please leave me and trans women alone forever

back in my day we played toys and we LIKED it

But now we don't. Because of work.

#let light perpetual shine upon him#medieval chroniclers would be having a FIELD DAY#thinking about ghostly monk-historians often makes me feel a little bit better about the chaos we're living through#and this is one of those times

Me and my friends hanging out

Reblog to offer your friends a "Mwaaar" in these trying times

black with moderate white spotting

sleepy with moderate comfortable