I Have been Known to Enjoy Things

A reminder that a universal basic income actually drastically improves the lives of everyone involved

Masturbate the dog

joe biden tekken move set updated

crunching my androgynous penis

the great british jake off

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows

rocky inside grace for a specific reason and getting sidetracked. like he’s supposed to be removing an ovarian cyst but he scrapes a bunch of scar tissue off grace’s intercostals while he’s at it. does some light internal fascial manipulation. “now grace won’t complain about volleyball injury, statement.” vitally he does not tell grace about this beforehand

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

youtube with ublock origin experience of the 20 second gap between every video on a playlist where youtube desperately throws itself against the impervious ever-evolving uncaring face of the adblocker's wall screaming and clawing and calling PLEASE! PLEASE, OUR AD REVENUE!! DON'T YOU WANT TO SUPPORT THIS CREATOR? DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT OUR WALLETS? AND THEIRS? into the vast and empty sky before the adblocker gently raises one of its many iron-banded arms and flicks youtube away into the void just to hear its wails fade slowly into nothing

It's funny when I get the "You seem to be experiencing interruptions. Find out why" popup as if two unskippable 30-second ads wouldn't feel way more intrusive and annoying than a slight delay for a video to start.

My impression of Shinnoi is that they're going to accidentally make a child, not because they fucked without a condom but because the sheer number of bodies they stacked accidentally fulfilled the conditions for some obscure blood ritual.