Halla at the DJ

some of you don’t understand that top/bottom are words to describe gay sex and it shows

top/bottom ≠ dom/sub

top/bottom =/= masc/femme

Well. Thanks for bringing up gay sex at this time in the morning. I REALLY wanted to think about that. Guess I’m gonna have to have some craazy sex with my wife so I can get these images out of my  head!

well you’re gonna have to wait because i’m fucking your wife right now

Aren’t these for kegels

simba fighting scar is funny because i’d bet money on them being the two most malnourished lions for a 60 mile radius

Check history, this is literally what the Nazis did!

we would be so lost without garlic

Kids born between 1995 and 1998 are interesting because they fall somewhere between Gen X and Millenials cause they grew up on the tail end of left over 90s stuff but also were right there at the beginning of the 2000s and all that tech and innovation. They don’t really identify with, like, Nirvana being the voice of their generation, but they still hold onto the 90s nostalgia and remember a time before widespread Internet and dial up. 9/11 is like a distant memory but the ramifications are just an accepted part of life. They remember a time before iPhones and the economic collapse but much of the pop culture is too old for them. They’re an interesting transition group of kids that don’t really fit perfectly into either group. I just think that’s really interesting.

selfies are so cool my kids are gonna be so into it like wouldn’t you kill for a selfie of your mom or your dad like a day when your mom felt pretty or a picture of her with her best friend like mostly the only pics we have of our parents are posed school photos or blurry film pictures of them as kids but how many actual pictures do you have of your mom? your grandparents? like the next generation of kids are gonna have pictures of their parents in every single stage of their life like my kids are gonna know what I looked like on march 8, 2015 theyre gonna know what i wore on Christmas when I was 19 and theyre gonna see a picture taken on their birthday 20 years before they were born and think it’s the coolest version of timehop there’s ever gonna be. they’re gonna notice the same striped shirt in all my selfies and be like wow mom you liked that shirt. like? how is that not the most remarkable thing you’ve ever heard

College is literally the best/worst time of your life. One minute you’re living it up with your friends, the next you have $3.00 and 4 exams.