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@oneepichermit
Hello! I'm oneepichermit, eph for short
Tag(s) : #eph's art - all my art/fics #mog of the month - monthly morrigan crow ✨
What I live for:
★ Life series/Hermitcraft ★Nevermoor ★Jade duo (SmallishBeans and Geminitay) ★Gingerbread duo (Geminitay and Grian) ★Anything Jupidad related ★History (esp WW2) ★Historical Fiction (Bletchley Riddle and WESTFALLEN my loves)
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“I asked chatgpt/claude/gemini”
Well I asked meredith darling. she ratted me out to hilary d’boer who wrote about me in her next book.
There should be more Bletchley riddle fans on tumblr
Gods there really should - and other historical fiction!! There's so many good historical fiction books and no one to talk about with :(
Also pls feel free to send more asks but I'ma try to reread Bletchley Riddle b4 I answer more <3
Jakob didn't wear a gas mask to London because he's smart but stupid but smart but just VERY STUPID
Jacob if such a silly character I love him
Also my reminder to reread the book.. it's been a minute
if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell
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Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.
To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.
I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…
Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.
Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.
One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.
This is the best band post
Everyone else go home
Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this
which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
Who does that?
This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.
Julius IdontgivaFucik
More like Julius Fuckit
Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share
Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #morrigan crow twice a day.
Like if you’re a #bdoubleo100 fan, reblog if you’re a #smallishbeans fan.
hello beloveds ☺️
made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to
You are appreciated
while i wouldn't say i find listening to someone descend into madness over the span of 2-3 hrs due to being presented with unbearable stupidity entertaining, Milo Rossi.
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we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write gen fics. we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write character studies and stories with no focus on romance or sex. we have to get on our knees and thank the brave soldiers in fandom who write about minor characters and friendship and family with no focus on romance or sex. i know it’s hard to care about characters in a world that seems to only revolve around ships but i see you. and i love you
*jingle jingle* @n0t-thatkindofgirl here's your wife i hope i did her justice
i see the phm brainworms have infected many a MCYTer (myself included) - and as so have you perchance seen the shinyduo phm au? i highly reccomend :)
they have!! saw the movie twice in theatres and recently caved on bloodymary… and gracerocky… and strattland… and any combination of those three … look im a multishipper it comes with the territory
ive heard murmurings but not seen any art… the imagery of pearl as grace is too good to pass up however.
where, pray tell, is this au—and tell me a few things about yourself, as i dont believe weve had the pleasure of speaking yet?
yes ofc! my name is Eph over here. I love the HC side of MCYT, and my fav artists include TCW, Sparkbird, Rabbitology, Maneskin, and Jesse Welles! (i actually submitted 2 works for one of Sparkbird's art showcases!)
i believe that the au was originally created by @/strifesolution with pearl as grace and gem as rocky! i've seen some art and i'm honestly hooked
i'm a multishipper too! i love that each ship has sooo many fans and we all interact (mostly) peacefully, especially in PHM or life series <3 strattland, astrofathers, bloodymary, grocky, and trolley operators are some of my personal faves in the phm universe
as for life series and co, i'm a joel and gem main so most duos or ships that include them are sooo fun!! (except majorbeans but i just don't really vibe with it - do what makes you happy)
very happy to speak to you :)
hello eph!!! it’s lovely meeting you. and amazing music taste—are you in the crane children community? you should be in the crane children community. we have fun over there. (whoa!!!)
writes this down THANK YOU !!!!!!!
as people are wont to be ! it’s nice everyone’s playing well with all the ships (although i myself feel conflicted between the rhyming extravaganza of aroace ryland grace and. yknow. allat) waittt those hips are fun.. glances i know astrofathers + co but who is trolley operators?
i feel that so hard!!! i don’t think i ever recovered from wild life. (your bio tells me your two favourite gem duos are MY two favourite gem duos… do you hc grian and gem as siblings or do you fw shipping headcanons asking for a friend) (SOBS our singular difference </3 entirely fair though !!!)
thank's for the sugesstion - i might join the community, sounds fun :D
aroace grace is so real to me as an aspec person but i also love to put that man in situationsTM. i present to you.. qprs! trolley operators are ava from iron lung x eva stratt - the dynamic of 2 people who had to make impossible decisions for humanity sparks joy in me
look when i mean multishipper i mean it. i love ALL ships, platonic or romantic! i love it when gingerbread duo are siblings OR shipped together <3 have my cake and eat it too!! honestly i loved gem and joel individually wayyy before wild life (i'm an oldie - watching HC since s8 and the life series since it started) and when the 2 teamed up it was as if the universe sent me a sign LMAO - and the fact that grian joined later on was the cherry on top!
qprs my BELOVED… ooh thank you !! will check them out 🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️
you’re my kinda person!!! let everything coexist!!!!!!!!! you’re so real for that… yknow someday im gonna be saying that about pearltyn (<- in denial)… eph if we’re being fully honest here i think you are blessed by some deity or mayhaps a forest spirit
why thank you maddie! i think that you're an amazing individual as well! happy to find a fellow multishipper out there who loves it all :D
would you perhaps be interested in being mutuals? for funsies :)
i see the phm brainworms have infected many a MCYTer (myself included) - and as so have you perchance seen the shinyduo phm au? i highly reccomend :)
they have!! saw the movie twice in theatres and recently caved on bloodymary… and gracerocky… and strattland… and any combination of those three … look im a multishipper it comes with the territory
ive heard murmurings but not seen any art… the imagery of pearl as grace is too good to pass up however.
where, pray tell, is this au—and tell me a few things about yourself, as i dont believe weve had the pleasure of speaking yet?
yes ofc! my name is Eph over here. I love the HC side of MCYT, and my fav artists include TCW, Sparkbird, Rabbitology, Maneskin, and Jesse Welles! (i actually submitted 2 works for one of Sparkbird's art showcases!)
i believe that the au was originally created by @/strifesolution with pearl as grace and gem as rocky! i've seen some art and i'm honestly hooked
i'm a multishipper too! i love that each ship has sooo many fans and we all interact (mostly) peacefully, especially in PHM or life series <3 strattland, astrofathers, bloodymary, grocky, and trolley operators are some of my personal faves in the phm universe
as for life series and co, i'm a joel and gem main so most duos or ships that include them are sooo fun!! (except majorbeans but i just don't really vibe with it - do what makes you happy)
very happy to speak to you :)
hello eph!!! it’s lovely meeting you. and amazing music taste—are you in the crane children community? you should be in the crane children community. we have fun over there. (whoa!!!)
writes this down THANK YOU !!!!!!!
as people are wont to be ! it’s nice everyone’s playing well with all the ships (although i myself feel conflicted between the rhyming extravaganza of aroace ryland grace and. yknow. allat) waittt those hips are fun.. glances i know astrofathers + co but who is trolley operators?
i feel that so hard!!! i don’t think i ever recovered from wild life. (your bio tells me your two favourite gem duos are MY two favourite gem duos… do you hc grian and gem as siblings or do you fw shipping headcanons asking for a friend) (SOBS our singular difference </3 entirely fair though !!!)
thank's for the sugesstion - i might join the community, sounds fun :D
aroace grace is so real to me as an aspec person but i also love to put that man in situationsTM. i present to you.. qprs! trolley operators are ava from iron lung x eva stratt - the dynamic of 2 people who had to make impossible decisions for humanity sparks joy in me
look when i mean multishipper i mean it. i love ALL ships, platonic or romantic! i love it when gingerbread duo are siblings OR shipped together <3 have my cake and eat it too!! honestly i loved gem and joel individually wayyy before wild life (i'm an oldie - watching HC since s8 and the life series since it started) and when the 2 teamed up it was as if the universe sent me a sign LMAO - and the fact that grian joined later on was the cherry on top!
i see the phm brainworms have infected many a MCYTer (myself included) - and as so have you perchance seen the shinyduo phm au? i highly reccomend :)
they have!! saw the movie twice in theatres and recently caved on bloodymary… and gracerocky… and strattland… and any combination of those three … look im a multishipper it comes with the territory
ive heard murmurings but not seen any art… the imagery of pearl as grace is too good to pass up however.
where, pray tell, is this au—and tell me a few things about yourself, as i dont believe weve had the pleasure of speaking yet?
yes ofc! my name is Eph over here. I love the HC side of MCYT, and my fav artists include TCW, Sparkbird, Rabbitology, Maneskin, and Jesse Welles! (i actually submitted 2 works for one of Sparkbird's art showcases!)
i believe that the au was originally created by @/strifesolution with pearl as grace and gem as rocky! i've seen some art and i'm honestly hooked
i'm a multishipper too! i love that each ship has sooo many fans and we all interact (mostly) peacefully, especially in PHM or life series <3 strattland, astrofathers, bloodymary, grocky, and trolley operators are some of my personal faves in the phm universe
as for life series and co, i'm a joel and gem main so most duos or ships that include them are sooo fun!! (except majorbeans but i just don't really vibe with it - do what makes you happy)
very happy to speak to you :)
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heyy people how we feelin about past life being a year old
full page drawing under the cut
im actually fucking obsessed with this cut you have no idea. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. this feels like a scene from a mid 2000s coming of age movie where the protagonist has just run into her best friend's house to gossip with her in her bedroom and its literally driving me up the wall you have no idea their friendship means literally EVERYTHING to me
