The World On My Back

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wouldn’t that be so sexy of us

like it’s one thing to donate during the pre-order period but if we all donated the exact cost of the book ON RELEASE DAY it would be such a nice fuck you to the Khaki Fetishist and gives her absolutely $0

SO… LET’S GET THIS CIRCULATING

here’s my idea: for everyone who is able to donate $28 USD to move to higher ground on august 4, 2020!!!

mthg is a quileute effort to move tribal facilities and housing from the tsunami zone; they recently started construction on a new school to open in 2022!

(my $28 estimate is based off of the original price on am*zon)

dm me a receipt of your donation OF ANY AMOUNT for a chance to win custom merch!

if your donation is between $0-9.99, you’ll be entered to win a custom decal sticker

if your donation is between $10-27.99, you’ll be entered to win a customized tote bag

if your donation is at or above the $28 amount, you’ll be entered to win a customized shirt, tote bag, AND decal sticker

i have the ability to make vinyl and iron-on decals and can make you your heart’s desire. you want a shirt that says “rail me vampire daddy?” i can do that. want a reusable shopping bag that says “the bitch you know as sparkles is back” in glittery letters? you got it. here’s a few examples as my work! (1) (2) (3)

your last chance to dm me is august 8, 2020 at 11:59 PM EST.

i’m extending it beyond the fourth because i know money is tight for a lot of people right now so if you’re donating any time in the week before or after the release, i’ll count it. obviously i want to make a statement on august 4th, but payday falls in different places for everyone, and sometimes unemployment checks are funky too.

sorry to limit it to the u.s. but shipping costs are a bitch

Hey all y'all Americans out there please keep this in mind, make sure your votes count and oust the cheeto from the White House