winnie

every person thinks their sports team is uniquely cursed. if your team is cursed and my team is cursed then who's flying the plane

if professional athletes read rpf about themselves it wouldn't be the gay sex that killed them it would be the fundamental emotional truths dropped into the middle of the gay sex. to be perceived so truthfully by someone primarily interested in their fictional pussy would be something they could never come back from

athletes are always like oh are me and my teammates friends? well we have a warriors bond. we're family. he's my brother and i wish we could die together. we could be buried together. all i want is to be near him. he's good at this sport also i guess

love is stored in sports

love is stored in the 4th quarter comeback. love is stored in the overtake before the finish. love is stored in the photo finish. love is stored in the grand slam in the bottom of the 9th. love is stored in the tie goal in the final 10 minutes. love is scored in the hole in one. love is stored in sticking the landing. love is stored in players hugging during fights. love is stored in winning the game at the buzzer. love is scored in the hard fought battles and the thrilling conclusions. love is stored in the group hugs of teams and the solo player dropping to their knees after victory. love is stored in the crowd all singing a song at the top of their lungs. love is stored in sports!

Fuck it, life is too short to get therapy, go simp over men who are old enough to be your dad.