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Ten years of design degradation, useless Google+ accounts, copyright claims because 1 second of a video almost sounds like Led Zeppelin’s Black Dog, over saturation of teenagers yelling at video games for 500 videos, and a comment section so bad that makes a car crash seem pleasant compared to it.

hey epilepsy warning if you hover over the tumblr logo apparently one of the genius ideas in this update involved putting flashing colors on the logo when you hover over it to refresh your dash

like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and she’ll meow again & even though i don’t think twice about it to her it’s probably a situation where it’s like

her, meowing: “im glad you’re home”

me, meowing back: “tax benefits”

“I’M GLAD YOU’RE HOME!”

“tax benefits”

“NO, I’M GLAD YOU ARE HOME”

“waffle iron”

like they domesticated THEMSELVES because us storing grain created a habitat for rats and they were like ‘why hunt in the wild when I can hunt in one place?” and then it turned out we had these fireplaces with nice warm hearths AND that we were willing to put rugs on floors and cushions on chairs and surrender our body heat if we were properly mollified and cats were like ‘hell fucking yeah’ and just moved the fuck in.

But the above poster is right, cats don’t meow at each other very much.  Feral cats rarely vocalize in our hearing range at all, and when they do it’s because they’re about to do violence.  Not only did cats adopt us, and not the other way around, they developed a method of communicating especially FOR living with us.  They observed that humans make mouth sounds in a specific range and started making their own mouth sounds in that same range in the hopes of communicating their needs to us and if you don’t think that’s the most awesome shit get out.

But it gets cooler.  Obviously cats have variable intelligence - I have met very bright cats and I have met truly stupid ones.  But the species as a whole has the ability to make somewhere in the neighborhood of 40 distinct vocalizations that humans can perceive.  Which means cats can CHOOSE A MOUTH SOUND that means ONE THING and have it consistently mean that one thing.  And humans who bother to pay attention can actually learn what the cat is saying and respond to it properly.

Mine is one of the bright cats who does that.  So far, her vocabulary of distinct and identifiable sounds include: 

I want food

I want WET food

I want water

clean my litter box

there’s something outside and you should look at it immediately

there is an insect somewhere and I intend to murder it

Play with me

Can I come sit with you/are you willing to pet me

Hello Mama (she has a special sound for me)

Hello other human

Stop making that noise or I will literally bite your face (she hates people whistling)

Who are you/What are you doing? (this one can be used with varying levels of suspicion and/or hostility, I’ve noticed)

Bird! (or other out-of-reach prey object… this is paired with that teeth-chattering thing they do)

And the most amusing one: Mama, it’s time for bed.  She developed this one within the last few years when she started sleeping on my pillow.  Obviously that’s no fun unless my head is also on the pillow, so when she wants to go to bed, she comes and tells me it’s time for ME to go to bed so she can sleep on my face.

You asked for it  … 

HERE IT IS! 

Since 1DHQ thinks FOUR didn’t need any promo, it looks like its up to us, the fans, to do it. 

We are going to kick off a social media exposure campaign effective immediately, and culminating in a Thunderclap for 6pm CST - two hours before the Billboard Music Awards. 

One Direction is nominated for FOUR Billboard awards, but sadly way too many people still equate this outstanding band with bow ties, stripes, and screaming teens - when they are obviously so much more. 

LET’S INTRODUCE THE WORLD TO OUR ONE DIRECTION. 

While we wait for the Thunderclap campaign to be approved, we can STILL get this off the ground now, and get No Control on the Billboard Trending Charts.

This is the tweet we are submitting for Thunderclap - 

RT #NowPlaying #NoControl #OneDirection #BBMA  Listen now on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/track/4JaLkM90MJutDAl5jD9BZX

OUR THUNDERCLAP CAMPAIGN IS APPROVED!! 

Here is the tweet including the Thunderclap link