Once Upon Sir's Starry Night...

I’ve always thought one of these would be a good thing to have linked in the blog header instead of having to describe what I’m like over and over so…

A case study in contrast.

I’m a 41 year old dominant male living in Los Angeles with decades of kink community experience. Three years of formal BDSM mentorship in the leather community, though no longer a leatherman. Impeccably well referenced.

A deliciously decadent amalgamation of aggressive feminism, and dark, sexy chauvinism. Sadism and snuggles. Purveyor of beautifully executed degradation and humiliation, I consider it an art in it’s own right. I love engaging in relationships with women that enjoy a superior male/inferior female dynamic, and yet I’ll always put her both above and before me. I’ll tell her that she’s a, “disgusting, pathetic, worthless slut,” but only if I see in her my goddess, my perfection perfected.

Humble enough to know that I’m not as great as I want to be, experienced enough to know I’m better than most. I don’t fantasize about BDSM, I live it. If you’re in my community or one I’m visiting in my travels you’ll find me at munches and play parties hanging out with all the other cool kids. Shibari enthusiast who prefers hemp over jute because I like to be obnoxious. Capable rigger. Happy to perform well-negotiated scenes  as an impact/wax/rope/fire-play service top.

A colossal nerd who loves to read and learn about the biochemistry and evolutionary psychology that drive our animal instincts and find ways to apply that to leadership, business, and relationships.

5'8" and fitness friendly. Doesn’t smoke; drinks both sensibly and exceptionally well. Well educated, moderately intelligent, capable with a pen, reasonably handsome, dry of wit and well endowed. While I struggle to draw stick figures and my shower cringes at my singing, my fingers can play your body like Mozart, and I’m Vincent Van Gogh with my tongue.

Obnoxiously vain and pathetically self-obsessed, yet driven by a deep belief in altruism for all; impeccably well dressed but not afraid to get my hands dirty. A successful businessman who travels frequently for work, I’m a American Airlines and Starwood points superhero who will never forget where I came from and when I had nothing. As comfortable speaking to a C-Level executive as the homeless, I’ll never forget to treat them both with the same level of respect.

Hardcore foodie and a damned fine cook, my best dish is my Gumbo which is the finest outside of Louisiana. On a lifelong quest for the perfect lo-mein. I’ve eaten things that wouldn’t just make your skin crawl - they actually crawled. Still, my favorite thing to eat is still found only between her thighs. Red Breast 18 year single pot at work, wine aficionado at home. Arista Pinot Noir, Rafanelli Cabarnet. If the names “Healdsburg,” and/or “Madrona Manor,” mean something to you, we should be friends.

Futbol over football. Bacon over eggs.  Saturdays at the shelter, Sundays with mimosas. My ideal date night includes dinner at a fine restaurant and box seats to the theater. Head in the car, my fingers between your thighs at dinner, and you bent over in the parking garage when we’re done. You can totally pass out on my arm while I drive us home. Don’t just cuddle with me, give me the full koala treatment.

Netflix and Chill? Not a chance. My life has an expiration date and I intend to live it before it’s gone. EDM festivals and things that shouldn’t get you killed… but might.

Petite brunettes who are intelligent, successful and driven with the sex drive of an adolescent rabbit and minds filthier than gutter rats who want to be treated like dogs and loved like queens do it for me. All I want is for you to look stunning on my arm, and be willing to get down on your knees in the alleyway and wear my cum with pride. Is that too much to ask? Bonus points for girls who like girls. Hell, bonus points for girls that aren’t afraid to admit they like other guys. That being said, if your resume doesn’t fit that description but you think you’d be a good employee, I’ll certainly look at your qualifications. Equal opportunity employer and all that.

Capable and fallible; wise and foolish; powerful and fragile; scary and sweet. If you’re slightly disgusted by me and yet strangely intrigued, I would say I’ve hit my intended mark. 

Simon Sinek, Anthony Bourdain, Sterling Archer and Don Draper are my spirit animals. 

Thank you to everyone in my life who has selflessly invested their time and their love into my life. You’ve made me better, stronger, wiser. 

“If I have seen further than others, it is only because I’ve stood on the shoulders of giants.” ~Isaac Newton.