Cloud Eight

*glaring, nose to nose*

Sarada:Yeah & I’ll finish it to.

Mitsuki:Now kiss!

Naruto: Oi, don’t you think our grandchild is cute? He will be a great Uzumaki one day!

Sasuke: What are you saying, dumbass, that child will be an Uchiha. It’s my dream to restore my clan, and, you still have Himawari to give you another grandchild.

Naruto: NO. MY PRINCESS WILL NEVER ANYONE. YOUR KID WILL BE A PERVERT IF HE WILL USE HIS SHARINGAN FOR PEEKING OTHER PEOPLE. RASENGAN IS THE BEST.

Sasuke: WELL THAT IS IF HAS A PERVERT GRANDFATHER TO TEACH HIM SOME CHILDISH JUTSU SUCH AS THE SEXY TRANSFORMATION JUTSU.

Naruto: WHAT IS THAT-TTEBAYO?!

Sasuke: AND THAT! THAT STUPID SUFFIXES TO YOUR SENTENCE, IT’S WEIRD FOR AN UCHIHA TO SPEAK LIKE THAT!

Naruto: IT’S THE ESSENCE OF UZUMAKI AND I WILL MAKE HIM THAT HIS FIRST WORDS-TTEBAYO

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Naruto: Where did this dinosaur toy came from that is in my grandchild’s bassinet?

Hinata: Why dear, it’s a gift from the Uchiha’s isn’t that a cute plushie? Sakura said that was Sasuke’s old toy.

Naruto: No way this this trash is staying here! *Picks up toy away* he should be using this frog plushie!

Sasuke: OY FROGS ARE GROSS DUMBASS. DINOSAURS ARE COOLER THAN FROGS.

                  Sarada Uchiha ❤️

did you ever in your wildest dreams imagine that you’d ever see orochimaru at a parent/teacher conference?