Scratchy Black

ive got a job as tumbr junk isnpector send me wat you have

i will never experience this beuty

Im trying to be a new me i did lots of horible things back then i was blackout in the pic u attached its one of mylowest monents i was a peice of shit and it hurts so bad to think about but now i got a new man in my life to set me steaight and His name is God 🙏 amwn

miss information? i thought her name was patchouli knowledge...

just put my joint out on the open mind of a child searing it and instantly destroying his ability to dream or imagine. sad but i don't care

Oh my loooord

I would love to know what the fuck has been going on in Money Supermarket’s advertising department over the last few years.

oh….my….god

It’s 4 am, I have a fever, and I’m pretty sure I just hallucinated He Man and Skeletor doing the Dirty Dancing

this is so fucking funny help

This may be the best thing I have ever seen

Omg that was awesome

I will always reblog Dirty Dancing He-Man and Skeletor.

Holy hell! My life is now complete.

This will never not be funny

All this for a price comparison website for insurance companies.

all this for a WHAT

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

The Longer Martin procrastinates the funnier this gets.

sorry I asked if you wanted to hit me. its just that I wanted you to hit me.

they hate when you serve big dark eyes and dark hair