The Techies Are Alright

Losing it over the “2 ingredient pie recipe” I saw on Instagram where the ingredients are 1. store bought pie crust and 2. store bought pie filling. GIRL THATS NOT 2 INGREDIENTS THATS A REGULAR PIE

1 ingredient pie recipe: buy a pie at the bakery

@angiethewitch

reminiscing and thinking about how one of the reasons rogue one fucks so hard for me is bc the force is. like. just barely implied. to be there. jyn takes out her kyber necklace and prays for the imperials to let them pass. was that the force? was that just a happy coincidence? chirrut walks across a battlefield unscathed to reach the master switch. was that the force? just dumb luck? the rebels manage to escape vader by the absolute skin of their teeth. the force? sheer panic and willpower? like, hell yes. the force is in all living creatures, but how much of what happens in star wars is The Force, and how much of it is singular actions and sentient self-determination

me in 70 years

how many elmos must die

101 elmos

cruelmo deville

after analyzing every possible chess game using a quantum computer we have determined that the optimal strategy is to move the horseys around. this is literally unbeatable

The threat level is currently at “hootin” but if present trends continue then it may progress to “hollerin” at any moment

this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up

Bold of anon to assume that OP wants a woman to fuck them

i do

why would a fish need sunglasses

what the hell i just say

I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.

Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I'm a 5 year old because I couldn't tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger

are y’all okay

no

omg I thought I was only person with such horrible levels of anxiety and looks like I'm not yay