throwing a grenade and then immediately throwing myself on top of it to save everyone

i completely miss the grenade and everyone in the room dies including me

Democrat political strategy

oh i get it now the torment is eternal

*Stressed Ben Afleck image*

The only rules of Uno are what you can convince the rest of the table the rules are.

Grad school shared housing rules were “winner gets to add a rule to the next round” and honestly things got violent.

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

this has been a mood for nearly 100 years now

happy 100 year mood

it fucks me up when republicans go “your HARD EARNED TAX DOLLARS are going to a POOR PERSON so they don’t DIE OF A CURABLE ILLNESS” like it’s a bad thing. okay ? i’d prefer they do that over paying for a local police station’s state of the art war crime machine